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A man read this joke thread and say "90% of this jokes are not funny nor make a point. stop writing unfunny jokes"

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Some (very British) jokes:

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A man, a dog, an ostrich, a leprechaun and a unicorn walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?..."

2:
Three men walk into a bar...
You'd think the first would had seen it...

3: (NOTE: VERY CRUDE WITH QUESTIONABLE LANGUAGE! 18+ ONLY)
More >

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I made this:

MOMMY could i take a cookie
cookie
JUST OVER MY DEAD BODY


Best joke ever, please read it quickly:

I have two heads, four arms and eight fingers.
What I am?
A deformed...



Grandma it smells like a dead
Grandma... Grandma!, GRANDMAA!!



Mom i don't want a swimming pool anymore...
YOU BASTARD SHUT UP AND CONTINUE SPITTING
edited 5×, last 20.05.10 06:04:37 am

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Chuck Norris win CS1.6 Tournament without PC.
Chuck Norris don't need drink. Drink chuck norrising

All people have shirts with superman. Superman have shirt with Chuck Norris.

No one can beat Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris beating himself.

Chuck Norris isn't hungry as wolfes. Wolfes are hungry as Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was baby, his family take him hammer, and Chuck Norris make Stonehenge.

Kid grow as ninjas because they want be like Chuck Norris. But they grow only for that Chuck Norris kill them.

Father of Chuck Norris wanted to be like Chuck Norris .

There are too much UFOs since they want Chuck's signature.

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@Psytechnic:
I lol'd so hard at the last joke

A blonde cop pulls over a brunete driving over the speed limit.
"Can I see your license?" asks the blonde cop.
The brunete thinks for a bit and then open's her make-up bag and passes the blonde cop a hand mirror.
"O.K, you can go. I see you are a cop too." Replies the cop
I know, corny but funny

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2 guys playin halo
red and green dude
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Red Guy:hey i think my controller broke
Green Guy:what is it?
Red Guy:my player doesnt jump when i press B
Green Guy:thats because you have to press A to jump
Red Guy: Ohh
Green Guy: somethings wrong with you dude, i believe its called retardation
Red Guy: >:0 very angry surprise face
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then the Red Guy strangle the Green Guy to Death

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user Hunter162 has written
2 guys playin halo
red and green dude
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Red Guy:hey i think my controller broke
Green Guy:what is it?
Red Guy:my player doesnt jump when i press B
Green Guy:thats because you have to press A to jump
Red Guy: Ohh
Green Guy: somethings wrong with you dude, i believe its called retardation
Red Guy: >:0 very angry surprise face
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then the Red Guy strangle the Green Guy to Death

Please leave.

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theres a very stupid guy, he cam to the hospital and told some one
-hey i want to have a very long finger
-oh yes, take this potion and drink it one time per day
the guy wanted to have his finger so loooong, he drank it all!
then came to the hospital again
-so did your finger grow up?
-yes it did
-may i have a look?
-its at the truck coming

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Alistaire
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What do you tell to a girl with two black eyes?

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Nothing, you already told her twice

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WhiteFire
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Spoiler >

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mario ruiz
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omg
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Ok one knock knock joke

*Knock Knock*!!!Whos there?its woo! woo whooo!?
dont get too excited its just a joke


BTW whos chuck noris?

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Yates
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user Picias has written
Yates
please you leave -,-

Why, just because I am the only one to admit that his joke sucks?!

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Quake-Ranger
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user Yates has written
Why, just because I am the only one to admit that his joke sucks?!

Me thinks the same, you are not the only one, uncle yates.

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• Chuck Norris throws a grenade, 3 people dies, grenade explodes, other 3 people dies.
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