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ok here we go.

Chuck Norris kills a cow with a bullet to eat the cow. He then shits out gun powder to make another bullet to eat another cow.

This is called the circle of life!

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My favourite jokes, "yo momma" aka "yo mamma".

Yo momma so fat that not even God can lift her spirit.
Yo momma so fat that not even Bill Gates can pay a liposuction for her.
Yo momma is like a bus: every RIDES HER for free!
Yo momma so ugly that when she were to an Ugly Contest they replied:: "Sorry, no professionals".
Yo momma so stupid that she thinks Chuck Norris is a norsk cow.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the (cock)roaches away.

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This is kinda....untidy

During the figh with Wolverine, Chuck Norris has lost his right testicle. The testicle is now known as Jupiter.

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Silent_Control has written
This is kinda....untidy

During the figh with Wolverine, Chuck Norris has lost his right testicle. The testicle is now known as Jupiter.


Epic.

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Silent_Control has written
no! It's not that guy. I must tell you a secret: I AM CHUCK NORRIS!


If you CN then im a president of the USA wearing tight shoes with a glued squirl to my face while riding a byke!


BTW: CN is a funny guy he PWNES

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yo momma so stupid she stole free bread!

thats all i got...

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More Yo momma jokes. My friend made this joke...
"Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped up into the air - She got stuck!"

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Silent_Control has written
no! It's not that guy. I must tell you a secret: I AM CHUCK NORRIS!


Sure your chuck norris, and im making a music video with obama!

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Like the Corrigan brothers: O'Leary, O'Riley, O'Heare, O'Hara, / There's no one as Irish as Barrack O'Bama

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how to get yo momma into the livingroom?
thats easy, plant a cooky in the room and oil the door

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lol we do have your mother jokes in germany too^^

your mother calls you son of a bitch

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Hazy
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yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side

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KimKat
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Yo momma is so addicted to advertisement - That she wears a "yo momma jokes" t-shirt. Lol.

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one day a teacher told his student to stand up but zombies ate him, why?

Spoiler >

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one day a teacher told his student to stand up but zombies ate him, why?

Spoiler >


i don't get it >.>

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Chef : so , what do you guys want for dinner?
guy 1 : soap , mushroom soap is very nice
everyone : ?!?

and yes , its mushroom soap , not mushroom soup

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How did the chicken cross the free way. heres a hint take the F out
of free and the F out of way.

Answer: thers no F in way

Get it?

BtW WTF do you mean by "Spoiler(mark to read)"???
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