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What is said to Link when he cant open a door using a key?

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thats not true
in the latest phantom hourglass theres none triforce
it would be like save zelda to open the door

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A horse go to the hair saloon.
"Do you like your hair?"
"Yeah."
"But it's a phoney tail".

Not funny, yah, but I just saw this on TV.

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What do you call "two butts in"? An assassin!

That makes sense.
Assassin.

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chuico123 has written
What is said to Link when he cant open a door using a key?

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thats not true
in the latest phantom hourglass theres none triforce
it would be like save zelda to open the door

Triforce -> Tryforce -> Try force
^-^

What drink makes you cough a lot? COFFEE!!! (I choked on mine just a moment ago <.<)

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Wasnt triforce pronounced Tree-force?
you wont get that joke on a LOZ fan

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The rabbit went into a bar.He opened the door and screamed "Someone here will be beaten!!".. on the next day , the same thing happened , the rabbit came in and said "someone here will be beaten".Third day same thing , this time right when the rabbit said it , the lion went out and gave the rabbit a nice beat.The rabbit then came in and , out of breath, said "I told you someone here will be beaten!!"

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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other : "Doesn't that taste funny?"

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One Mor Of Yo Mamma :

Yo Mamma Is So ugly that when she appeared at the window She Was denounced by Show Her Ass !

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Vibhor has written
Wasn't triforce pronounced Tree-force?
you wont get that joke on a LOZ fan

the real pronunciation is trie force(try force) thats make me start to think you have a funny accent>no offence

and here are some REALE(and AWSOME)yo moma jokes(unlike gugha's fake ones):
ill start with the yo mooma so fat ones:
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i can guarentee you 100% youll dye of laughing ill come next time with some and funier one hehehe...

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i can guarentee you 100% youll dye of laughing ill come next time with some and funier one hehehe...


I've heard much better and more original ones.

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Mr Lordi has written
-GaS- has written
i can guarentee you 100% youll dye of laughing ill come next time with some and funier one hehehe...


I've heard much better and more original ones.



I thought some of them were pretty good myself

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yo momma is like a brick:
she's dirty, she's flat of all sides, and she's always get laid down by mexicans.
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