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03.10.10 01:42:07 am
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CmDark
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One day, I was thinking about how slow my comp was and decided to go scan my comp with the panda online scanner.

After like 10 minutes, 2 infections were on your computer.

You can imagine how scared I was.

-2hours later-

WTFXORS

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03.10.10 08:12:45 am
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CmDark has written:
One day, I was thinking about how slow my comp was and decided to go scan my comp with the panda online scanner.

After like 10 minutes, 2 infections were on your computer.

You can imagine how scared I was.

-2hours later-

WTFXORS

tracking cookies....


and you had to make a thread about it.Gewd job. :3
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03.10.10 08:29:22 am
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You were scared of 2 infections? LOL
When I scan my PC (once at every 50 years), I usually have 10-11 infections (detected).
Huhuhuh..



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03.10.10 09:27:06 am
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DannyDeth
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LOL @ Time4Parteh's Spoiler
But why did you make a thread about this? It's a bit wierd if you ask me
03.10.10 11:23:17 am
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CmDark has written:
One day, I was thinking about how slow my comp was and decided to go scan my comp with the panda online scanner.

After like 10 minutes, 2 infections were on your computer.

You can imagine how scared I was.

-2hours later-

WTFXORS

tracking cookies....




yeah same to me. I went to one webpage and tab appered whitch said.: your pc is infected do you wont to scan it?

Yes          No

I clicked on yes and same online antivirus scaner found me about 325 trojan 145 malwere and 20 spywere

I was scared as shit! I didnt know about pc nothing in thouise days even i didnt know how to delete viruses xD.

I scaned with my own antivirus and id doesnt find anything.


Dont trust to online scaners they suck
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03.10.10 11:54:45 am
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Flacko
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WTF, those online scanners are FAKE.
Every body knows that.
They tell you that your PC has shitloads of virus and stuff and make you download a "free virus remover", which is in fact a virus.
Don't be a noob, only trust real antivirus online scans (like Panda and others)
03.10.10 04:45:23 pm
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PixelHunter
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Once i got a win32 worm (dunno the full name), and it injected itself almost all of my files. Now that is scary, i had to reinstall my pc.
03.10.10 05:33:25 pm
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The Camo
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You were scared with 2 infections? O.o....
I had 6.000 viruses on my computer, around 550 trojans and rest were spywere "worms", after I installed avast my comp had 0 viruses.

Its bad that people are paranoid with their computer being infected, just install avast and registry easy, and you wont need to do anything at all, scan comp once in 2 months, and use reg easy when you see that your computer is slow, or use it once a weak, it scans 5 minutes and fixes everything, also has optimizers, etc...
03.10.10 05:56:29 pm
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palomino
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I have a virus every day and I don't give a sh*t -.-
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03.10.10 08:31:59 pm
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Sunny Autumn has written:
I have a virus every day and I don't give a sh*t -.-

Normally when that happens to me and I don't give a fuck a few days after... "u h4v3 been haxx3d!!1one!!11eleven!"
03.10.10 08:35:35 pm
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My old friend reinstalled windows on his pc, installed some games and wanted to download some cracks.... he downloaded them and installed then a Antivirus... he scanned his pc and got around 500 infections =D
this is a real story

by other friend had around 1500 infections.... that why you need an Antivirus and a firewall
03.10.10 10:03:28 pm
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CmDark
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Now, I'm fine lol....

NOD32 Antivirus
ZoneAlarm Pro Firewall/Anti-Spyware
Malwarebytes Anti-Malware(Registered) Anti-mal/spyware
I don't use the realtime scan for malwarebytes-just website blocking.

SUPERantispyware (Lifetime registration) Anti-Spyware/Malware/Adware
Realtime scan.


You could say I'm slightly paranoid, but I'm just taking precautions for when there is a virus, I'm ready for it
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04.10.10 02:31:21 pm
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I got avira,but an awful thing it says most games which are completely safe and virus free have trojans/worms. avira is a bit of a fail if you ask me. i had on an old computer a game called My tribe i played it for months and nothing happened,then avira on my new computer says virus detected dont enter that!
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04.10.10 03:50:03 pm
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FireDragon has written:
My old friend reinstalled windows on his pc, installed some games and wanted to download some cracks.... he downloaded them and installed then a Antivirus... he scanned his pc and got around 500 infections =D
this is a real story

by other friend had around 1500 infections.... that why you need an Antivirus and a firewall


Cracks are recognized by AVG as a Win32/Heur virus (or something like that). I am aware of this problem because I put a crack on every game I own. Don't want to bring all the CDs with me when I go somewhere.
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05.10.10 11:09:43 am
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Globetrotter
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One day i took a sh*t.



On Another day i had around 2000 viruses.

And on another day i installed Linux - Problem solved.

PS.: True story.
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.
12.10.10 09:01:18 am
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KaZfieL
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NOD32 ESET WHATEVER ×

and i have same prob with ya, and i decided to not download that shiitty cuz it might be virus
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12.10.10 10:21:23 am
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CmDark
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http://www.av-comparatives.org/images/stories/test/ondret/avc_report26.pdf

http://www.av-comparatives.org/images/stories/test/ondret/avc_od_aug2010.pdf

av-comparatives.org is a trusted antivirus testing ..w/e they are.

if you haven't heard of nod32, it's not uncommon to not know about it.

nod32 runs the fast on the system, light on system resources.

Avira, in the past had problems with one of their updates which caused the gui to freeze up, rendering the av useless, don't know if they have any problems like that now.
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21.10.11 10:25:45 pm
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Well, I have had way worst. I have had the Anti-Malaware on my PC and when I did my scan just to check I had around 100-120 infections.
21.10.11 11:08:53 pm
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Infinite Rain
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I got 15 - 30 infections every day, soooo... I didn't afraid of that
A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you. You will only look with your eyes and see the recompense of the wicked. - Psalm 91:7-8 ESV
21.10.11 11:10:56 pm
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what are you all doing?
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