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oxytamine
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- How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning.

- What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
- A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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@user Ahmad:
Okay it works now. Initially forgot about it since Oxy2D has moved to a new location. I'm waiting for delegation of unrealbash.org.
edited 2×, last 17.07.13 08:02:00 am

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user Ahmad has written
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are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

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oxytamine
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user Chingy has written
user Infinite Rain has written
user Ahmad has written
user Chingy has written
user Iceath has written
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

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Chingy
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user oxytamine has written
user Chingy has written
user Infinite Rain has written
user Ahmad has written
user Chingy has written
user Iceath has written
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

Why are you doing this? This is going out of control!

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Infinite Rain
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user Chingy has written
user oxytamine has written
user Chingy has written
user Infinite Rain has written
user Ahmad has written
user Chingy has written
user Iceath has written
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

Why are you doing this? This is going out of control!

We should really stop it.

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Chingy
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user Infinite Rain has written
user Chingy has written
user oxytamine has written
user Chingy has written
user Infinite Rain has written
user Ahmad has written
user Chingy has written
user Iceath has written
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

Why are you doing this? This is going out of control!

We should really stop it.

Yes, I completely agree with you.

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Ahmad
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user Chingy has written
user Infinite Rain has written
user Chingy has written
user oxytamine has written
user Chingy has written
user Infinite Rain has written
user Ahmad has written
user Chingy has written
user Iceath has written
are racist / jokes about diseases allowed?

i know much

No. Don't be like a stupid German.

Don't be like a..... don't be Russian.

And you should be less Polish.

This was actually a joke based on a cliché. Well done.

I just quote this shit to stack more quotes.

Why are you doing this? This is going out of control!

We should really stop it.

Yes, I completely agree with you.

You guys are so childish..
Ohaz you must ban them all!

old It's raining bans, hallelujah!

Seekay
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Maybe it was very sad.
Maybe the chicken knew what dangers roads are.
Maybe it knew what would exactly happen if it would be standing on the road, while a car is driving towards it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the "other" side...

R.I.P.

Meh, this wasn't a joke. Don't know any good ones. Only 12-year-old penis jokes and some German insiders.

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Avo
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@user Seekay: That "other" side made me laugh. 4th joke that is good in this thread. @below: I didn't get "stupid German - Russian - less Polish" "joke". Explaining jokes is the worst and the most senseless thing, but could anyone explain it to me?

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Spoiler >

You should use spoilers and quotes inside. It would give a better effect. *le spoilero&quoto mix gives more fun. People would have to click on them what would be more annoying. You just did it wrong.
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