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rofl. i laughed so hard, but i think it's not allowed to post any type of racism jokes.
(no i'm not a racist ;))

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When your born doctor doctor said to you:
If it does not cry is a tumor

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When your born doctor doctor said to you:
If it does not cry is a tumor

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I laughed at this just because it doesn't make any goddamn sense I just always imagine the jokes, and I imagined a doctor saying 'IT DOES NOT CRY' and just lost it.

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rofl. i laughed so hard, but i think it's not allowed to post any type of racism jokes.
(no i'm not a racist ;))


shithapppens.

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Yo mama's so fat, she can't be banned. When she votes someone it counts for 12.

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Yates
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Yo jokes are so lame, that you're humiliating yourself. Really, stop it.

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The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened."
, and poof her wish was granted.The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened."
, and poof her wish was granted.Then the blond said, "I wish my friends were here with me."

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The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened."
, and poof her wish was granted.The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened."
, and poof her wish was granted.Then the blond said, "I wish my friends were here with me."


lol that too old i know it 5 years ago

old I heard this joke from my friend...

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A foreigner goes to USA to learn English.
He walks through a music class, he hear people saying "Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi!", then he wrote it in a notepad.
He goes to a restaurant, he hear people saying "Spoon and Fork! Spoon and Fork! Spoon and Fork!", he wrote it again.
He goes to a cinema, he heard in the movie "Superman!", he wrote it again.
He goes to a church, he hear the priest saying "Alleluia! Alleluia!", he wrote it too.
Then he saw a dead body, the police asked him: (P = Police, F = Foreigner)
P: Who killed this man!?
F: Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
P: What did you use to kill him?
F: Spoon and Fork! Spoon and Fork! Spoon and Fork!
P: Who are you!?
F: Superman!
P: You're going to jail!
F: Alleluia! Alleluia!

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Q: What is the worst thing about having snorted way too much meth?
A: You have to hold the jet when you take a leak.

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Elfing
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Man: Doctor When I do Thıs My Leg Hurts
Doctor:hmmm then dont do it
_______________
Apple:Mineral
Mineral:Power
Power:Job
Job:money
Money:Girl friend
Girl friend:Stress
Stress:cancer
Cancer:Death
Who wants an apple?

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U!@&*!^@*!(@
Curse u Factis, racism is not funny, just so happens i'm Chinese.
edited 1×, last 18.10.11 07:36:27 pm

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U!@&*!^@*!(@
Curse u Fapicon, racism is not funny, just so happens i'm Chinese.


It's not Fapicon,it's FACTIS699
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