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Your real life funny storie
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And seriously, what the hell. "Your real life scariest story" "Your real life funniest story". What next? "Your real life most useless thread? "Your real life most usefull thread?"
But yeah, it like, when im here in forum it can be really funny with some situations here. But in the last time it just get sad. But my funniest story? Well...difficult. I cant really remember.
my funny story is when i am 4 my family was preparing for my birthday, then we sang and eat the cake, i grab a cake then throw to my mothers face
And your story isnt funny. Atleast not for me, and not for your mother.
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welcome to forum world, spf357.
my funny story is when i am 4 my family was preparing for my birthday, then we sang and eat the cake, i grab a cake then throw to my mothers face
my funny story is when i am 4 my family was preparing for my birthday, then we sang and eat the cake, i grab a cake then throw to my mothers face
Iam die in laugh hell xDxD Thats most funny storie i see
Mine : When iam and 8 years old iam go with friend outside. We go and go and we look at the grandma. We say "Good day" and she says "Go fu** your mom little mother f***er" and iam dont joke.
My pal wanted to jerk off so he poured some liquid gas on his shoe and set it on fire. The gas can accidentally caught the fire. That guy started hitting and stepping on it (I think he didn't realise it only works with cloth) but in the end he got the fire down. Happened a few days ago
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Mine : When iam and 8 years old iam go with friend outside. We go and go and we look at the grandma. We say "Good day" and she says "Go fu** your mom little mother f***er" and iam dont joke.
That should be funny? I cant second that. I dont believe you anyway. Sounds to me like a fake story because you think its "funny"
, i was wash it with the shampoo and the last scarce water,but my b**t still stink because of the poop 
, then after a moment my dad tell me to eat the pizza, but i refuse because of the stink of the poop, when its morning, the water pressure pipe work again, and i go to wash my b**t immediately, when i tell my schoolmates about this, they were laugh at me. edited 2×, last 13.08.10 01:46:00 pm
in Indonesia, some of the people not use toilet paper to clean its b**t, but instead using left hand and water to clean it and wash the hand using soap and water
.well, sometimes the water can't get out from water pressure pipe , i don't know why that happen
. My story
When I was at kindergarten, I farted over my pillow on school (we didn't have chairs, but pillows so we stood there sit and listened to teacher and had some activities) and the reason why I farted was that I really needed to go to the bathroom. Then I asked the teacher and then I went to the bathroom and pooped so hard but then I faced a problem: where's toilet paper?
Then, I grabbed by pants, cleaned the poop with them and left them at the floor full with poop (nobody caught me until today).When I returned to class the girl sitting on my side was smelling my pillow and she was like "OMG! What did you eat yesterday?". She almost puked and the teacher was worried with her. In fact, the classroom started to have a nauseous smell. Eh.
When I returned home my mum asked about my pants (which she bought recently that time) and I said a dog ate them (this is a stupid excuse, but hey, I was like 5 or 6 years old!).
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