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04.11.10 03:07:28 am
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Yoko
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Chuck Norris goes to Burger king and Gets a Big mac.....
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04.11.10 01:40:48 pm
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Crazyx
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- When Chuck Norris enters McDonald's Happy Meal turns Sad Meal.
04.11.10 05:32:14 pm
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Flacko
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If Chuck would have acted as Terminator, people would have thought it was a documentary film, so James Cameron chose Arnold for the job.
05.11.10 11:22:08 am
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Yamaxanadu
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Chuck Sucks because he Doesn't Exist
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05.11.10 12:45:42 pm
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Night Till Death
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Shanghaimi does not belive in Chuck Norris couse Chuck to his candy away...*Like a candy from a BABY*

When Chuck Norris jumps the earth crouches....and when he crouches the earth jumps!
05.11.10 01:51:21 pm
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Fall Lovin
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Nice Jokes Guys! But, 45% of the time i go on the internet i see Chuck Norris Jokes all the time..
I KNOW ONE MAN WHO DEFEATED HIM:
Mr. T

Chuck Norris challenged Mr. T to a tic tac toe match and Chuck norris lost, so in revenge he created-- (i'm not allowed to say it here)

Here's some:
The Giraffe was born when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse

When Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, and your 50 meters away a dimensional rift opens behind you and the kick reaches there.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow

Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.

Sorry if some of them are corny..
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05.11.10 02:02:35 pm
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When Chuck Norris goes to the doctor he realizes he's old and at the end of his career, then proceeds to get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.
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"Give a small boy a hammer, and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding."
05.11.10 02:08:28 pm
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Yorty has written:
When Chuck Norris goes to the doctor he realizes he's old and at the end of his career, then proceeds to get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.


Chuck Norris Pulled a knife on Yorty, but Yorty didn't scream. He then castrated him slowly and painfully. To this day, Yorty never uses his microphone when talking on CS:S.

Lol. Now that is a joke
My favourite is this one:
Chuck Norris took a B-B Gun to war and won single handedly.

Rofl.
05.11.10 02:58:43 pm
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Yorty
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DannyDeth has written:
Yorty has written:
When Chuck Norris goes to the doctor he realizes he's old and at the end of his career, then proceeds to get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.


Chuck Norris Pulled a knife on Yorty, but Yorty didn't scream. He then castrated him slowly and painfully. To this day, Yorty never uses his microphone when talking on CS:S.

Lol. Now that is a joke
My favourite is this one:
Chuck Norris took a B-B Gun to war and won single handedly.

Rofl.

And then DannyDeth woke up from his sick fantasy to find chuck norris next to him.
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"Give a small boy a hammer, and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding."
05.11.10 03:23:54 pm
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Night Till Death
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Yorty has written:
DannyDeth has written:
Yorty has written:
When Chuck Norris goes to the doctor he realizes he's old and at the end of his career, then proceeds to get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.


Chuck Norris Pulled a knife on Yorty, but Yorty didn't scream. He then castrated him slowly and painfully. To this day, Yorty never uses his microphone when talking on CS:S.

Lol. Now that is a joke
My favourite is this one:
Chuck Norris took a B-B Gun to war and won single handedly.

Rofl.

And then DannyDeth woke up from his sick fantasy to find chuck norris next to him.
What Yorty did not expect is to wake up FROM his dream naked right next to a trash can with a note on it that says *I will be back Chuck* after that Yorty never sleeped again and sufferd from hallucinations to this day. We still dont know if Chuck came back...
05.11.10 08:34:46 pm
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Yorty
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I am Chuck Norris.
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"Give a small boy a hammer, and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding."

Admin/mod comment:

no MASS quoting (it was like 50 lines) for a 1 sentence reply please... /DC
06.11.10 03:18:00 am
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When you rub two rocks together, you get fire.
When you rub two swords together, you get Chuck Norris.

@Yorty you can't be Chuck Norris, because if you were you wouldn't be arguing with people.. in a forum. Instead you would be roundhouse kicking people through your monitor in the forum.
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06.11.10 03:30:35 am
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Chuck Norris takes his women like he takes his liquor. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
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06.11.10 02:00:49 pm
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Night Till Death has written:
Shanghaimi does not belive in Chuck Norris couse Chuck to his candy away...*Like a candy from a BABY*

When Chuck Norris jumps the earth crouches....and when he crouches the earth jumps!


See that Bold? , You are Acturally Admitting that Chuck Doesn't Exist

Ho Ho Ho
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06.11.10 02:18:10 pm
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Night Till Death
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again Shanghaimi could not use his brain so Chuck Norris had to add the quote to make him look smart.....sad really...NOT
06.11.10 02:44:00 pm
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NeverPool has written:
Chuck Norris takes his women like he takes his liquor. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.


Now, that one is classic!
Who actually is Chuck Norris..? I never found out...
06.11.10 10:02:17 pm
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pupp3tStudios
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Chuck Norris is an actual person.. You guys don't watch Walker, Texas Ranger?

Here is a Chuck Norris joke:
Chuck Norris has no chin. He has a third fist in its place. corny lol
08.11.10 08:12:45 am
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Yamaxanadu
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Night Till Death has written:
again Shanghaimi could not use his brain so Chuck Norris had to add the quote to make him look smart.....sad really...NOT


Nice Ideas , Now Grow up and Dwell on your Fantasies
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08.11.10 02:19:42 pm
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08.11.10 02:52:56 pm
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Yamaxanadu
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Time has written:
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True

Too True
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