Chuck Norris is ALL.
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Off Topic Chuck Norris is ALL.When Chuck Norris jumps the earth crouches....and when he crouches the earth jumps!
I KNOW ONE MAN WHO DEFEATED HIM:
Mr. T
Chuck Norris challenged Mr. T to a tic tac toe match and Chuck norris lost, so in revenge he created-- (i'm not allowed to say it here)
Here's some:
The Giraffe was born when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse
When Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, and your 50 meters away a dimensional rift opens behind you and the kick reaches there.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Sorry if some of them are corny..
Yorty hat geschrieben
When Chuck Norris goes to the doctor he realizes he's old and at the end of his career, then proceeds to get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris Pulled a knife on Yorty, but Yorty didn't scream. He then castrated him slowly and painfully. To this day, Yorty never uses his microphone when talking on CS:S.
Lol. Now that is a joke
My favourite is this one:
Chuck Norris took a B-B Gun to war and won single handedly.
Rofl.
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Chuck Norris Pulled a knife on Yorty, but Yorty didn't scream. He then castrated him slowly and painfully. To this day, Yorty never uses his microphone when talking on CS:S.
Lol. Now that is a joke
My favourite is this one:
Chuck Norris took a B-B Gun to war and won single handedly.
Rofl.
Yorty hat geschrieben
When Chuck Norris goes to the doctor he realizes he's old and at the end of his career, then proceeds to get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris Pulled a knife on Yorty, but Yorty didn't scream. He then castrated him slowly and painfully. To this day, Yorty never uses his microphone when talking on CS:S.
Lol. Now that is a joke
My favourite is this one:
Chuck Norris took a B-B Gun to war and won single handedly.
Rofl.
And then DannyDeth woke up from his sick fantasy to find chuck norris next to him.
Yorty hat geschrieben
And then DannyDeth woke up from his sick fantasy to find chuck norris next to him.
What Yorty did not expect is to wake up FROM his dream naked right next to a trash can with a note on it that says *I will be back DannyDeth hat geschrieben
Chuck Norris Pulled a knife on Yorty, but Yorty didn't scream. He then castrated him slowly and painfully. To this day, Yorty never uses his microphone when talking on CS:S.
Lol. Now that is a joke
My favourite is this one:
Chuck Norris took a B-B Gun to war and won single handedly.
Rofl.
Yorty hat geschrieben
When Chuck Norris goes to the doctor he realizes he's old and at the end of his career, then proceeds to get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris Pulled a knife on Yorty, but Yorty didn't scream. He then castrated him slowly and painfully. To this day, Yorty never uses his microphone when talking on CS:S.
Lol. Now that is a joke
My favourite is this one:
Chuck Norris took a B-B Gun to war and won single handedly.
Rofl.
And then DannyDeth woke up from his sick fantasy to find chuck norris next to him.
Chuck* after that Yorty never sleeped again and sufferd from hallucinations to this day. We still dont know if Chuck came back... 
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no MASS quoting (it was like 50 lines) for a 1 sentence reply please... /DCWhen you rub two swords together, you get Chuck Norris.
@Yorty you can't be Chuck Norris, because if you were you wouldn't be arguing with people.. in a forum. Instead you would be roundhouse kicking people through your monitor in the forum.
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Shanghaimi does not belive in Chuck Norris couse Chuck to his candy away...*Like a candy from a BABY*
When Chuck Norris jumps the earth crouches....and when he crouches the earth jumps!
When Chuck Norris jumps the earth crouches....and when he crouches the earth jumps!
See that Bold? , You are Acturally Admitting that Chuck Doesn't Exist
Ho Ho Ho
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Chuck Norris takes his women like he takes his liquor. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Now, that one is classic!
Who actually is Chuck Norris..? I never found out...
Here is a Chuck Norris joke:
Chuck Norris has no chin. He has a third fist in its place.
corny lol Night Till Death hat geschrieben
again Shanghaimi could not use his brain so Chuck Norris had to add the quote to make him look smart.....sad really...NOT
Nice Ideas , Now Grow up and Dwell on your Fantasies
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True
Too True