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Strange thing, Christmas. A lot of aethiest people celebrate it even though it is against their beliefs
'Father Christmas' is mainly how I knew Santa. I find it funny though, our parents have lied to us about Santa, The Easter Bunny, etc so they could of lied in more places, correct? Computers could actually be called 'Bubumedata' or something else. How do you know that the thing you are sitting on is a chair? It could be something else! We cannot trust our parents*...

*The views expressed in this paragraph may be false, this is coming from an adult...

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i knew when i was 4.
i cried cause i thinked i wasn't going to receive more gifts in the next years by knewing that..


and yea,i guess i failed in english now

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I'm Santa. Stop calling me fake. 'Nuff said.

that was nice! REAL SANTA!
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lol totaly different for me
uhh
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Zeroarcanus has written
Coldx has written
I'm Santa. Stop calling me fake. 'Nuff said.

that was nice! REAL SANTA!
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Hello, did you behave well so I can give you presents?

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Coldx has written
Zeroarcanus has written
Coldx has written
I'm Santa. Stop calling me fake. 'Nuff said.

that was nice! REAL SANTA!
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Hello, did you behave well so I can give you presents?

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YAY!
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Zeroarcanus has written
Coldx has written
Zeroarcanus has written
Coldx has written
I'm Santa. Stop calling me fake. 'Nuff said.

that was nice! REAL SANTA!
Spoiler >


Hello, did you behave well so I can give you presents?

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YAY!
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Your wish will be granted on day 25, this mouth!
Be a good boy until then and...
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Ho-ho-ho... *cough* Santa haz too much crack.

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hes real i saw him in my dreams he was flying then he crashed that flying red nose was high lol

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Noone told me santa (Father christmas) was not real..
I didnt belive it anyway..
I thought that 25th december = PRESENTS

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However, Santa Claus was initially created by Coca-Cola to boost sales, and it worked. This is the true origin of Santa. Santa Claus is totally, totally real. There are about 2 billion children in the world (people under the age of 18 ). But Santa doesn't appear to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children. That reduces the workload on Santa to about 15%, now with a total of 378 million children is easier. He has 31 hours of Christmas time to do so. That is 91.8 million homes. He goes East to West because of time differences. So therefore he is real.
Isn't?

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Lol, he was green first
Now he is red..
But i wonder how coca-cola cam up with a fat dude with a beard..
Oh yeah.. They looked at americans
No offence, but you guys could loose some weight once in a while..

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^No offense, but not all Americans are obese.
Well, anyways, time to turn festive!

*dresses up*

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However, Santa Claus was initially created by Coca-Cola to boost sales, and it worked. This is the true origin of Santa. Santa Claus is totally, totally real. There are about 2 billion children in the world (people under the age of 18 ). But Santa doesn't appear to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children. That reduces the workload on Santa to about 15%, now with a total of 378 million children is easier. He has 31 hours of Christmas time to do so. That is 91.8 million homes. He goes East to West because of time differences. So therefore he is real.
Isn't?

you mean:
Santa By Coca-Cola ?
Like a upload on US.de lol

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Too bad, I am forced to stay in Eientei because of furious snowstorms happening outside. But we have got a festive Mystia!

So, for the Christmas times, here's a "sort of" festive Mystia.

Back to the topic... So, tell me, how do you spend the days of the 24th / 25th?
I usually sit at the computer all the time till something INTERESTING happens. Like, baking cookies! Well, and that's pretty much it.

But I like how it is.
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well, at Hungary, Jesus or whatever gives you gift, not santa (AND you have to open it at 24th during NIGHT)
I am playing at my computer. Going out. Eating.
P.s. I want a new graphics card for Christmas
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