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Sexy
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Yuk
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Helios
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@R a G e, agree. Shakira was tons better some years ago -.- Now she's for me one of the worse singers nowadays

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KimKat
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I was dancing to this song at a party, it was okay, but her songs from the past were a bit better. Shakira is hot none the less.

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http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-09-29/heres-shakiras-stupid-new-video/
http://www.thepiratescove.us/2010/04/30/friday-stupid-what-do-shakiras-hips-say-on-illegal-immigration/
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shakira%20is%20a%20cunt

Urbandictionary has written
A stupid, ugly, annoying, spanish-speaking whore who sings like a retarded banshee. She tries way too hard to be sexy, and her dancing is utterly ridiculous! She dances like a fucking chicken, or a turkey. That dance she does in La Tortura looks like she's fanning a fart behind her ass with both hands. She rolls around in shit, and thinks she is special because she sings in spanish sometimes. Useless.

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Scaleopi
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Well,i dont know her personally,but she looks pretty smart to me.

Plus,the urbandictionary post is just stupid.

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user Alistaire has written
Urbandictionary has written
[...]sings like a retarded banshee


Oh you got me cracking in laughter right here.
Thanks for sharing such intelligent definition of Shriekira.

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miRRR
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user KimKat has written
Shakira is hot none the less.


Yuck.

Bro, you would be lucky enough to get her shoe. I have to admit, she's fucken hot for a 35 (If i'm right) y/o woman. She's not fake, so that's a plus.

About the song, i don't think it's that bad.

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She tries way too hard to be sexy

I think he got mixed up with Shakira & this slut:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzU9OrZlKb8

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Yoko
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besides shes some stupid bitch shes Hot. You can stick your maggot anywhere when its hot....

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Alistaire
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user miRRR has written
she's fucken hot for a 35 (If i'm right) y/o woman. She's not fake, so that's a plus.


She's 34 and she is totally fake --'

Uncyclopedia.com has written
Shakira was determined to write a hit album in English. However, she does not speak the language at all, so she started to sing with her ass.

The resulting album, "Laundry Service," surprised critics with brilliantly poetic lines, dealing with a wide variety of deep feelings, such as:

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains."
"Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal. That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible. But you gotta know, small things also count."
"I give you my breast."
"My breasts will never sag like hers."
"Squeeze my milk puppies."
"I'm secretly Eddie Vedder."
The world responded to Shakira's small but perky musical charms with dozens of awards and platinum albums in such critical English-speaking regions as South America, Quebec, Italy, Hungary, and Spain.


Source http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Shakira_Shakira
edited 2×, last 16.06.11 02:10:40 pm

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Helios
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user Mawd has written
Yuck, I don't know why Pique choosen Shakira.


Pique is also a retard. He would be nice but his extremist catalan mind screwed his good image.

Lol, we all know that shakira is retard and sings with a dick in her mouth, so I dunno what's the point of this thread, lol
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