Below are some controversial questions of a complex subject that may/may not "trigger" some "special snowflakes". If you're not into controversy or stuff like this, don't keep on reading unless you're ready.
This "readme" was added here just in case people get offended and/or aggressive with this joke.

TL;DR: I DO NEITHER support NOR condone piracy in any way, there are better ways to solve a "problem" like this and there are more important things to worry about in this world than join another "war" that's not even ours in first place.

This joke was only an attempt to criticize this "war on piracy" in a funny way. I can't do nothing about those who don't have any sense of humor. People are so quick to get offended by ANYTHING nowadays. That's their problem, not mine, since I'm not a psychologist.
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[SPOILER] - Why did you make fun of Denuvo ? -

Because I don't trust in any sort of D.R.M.s at all, not to mention the "horror stories" linked to them. Shows how much companies can be selfish (only trusting in themselves and treating others outside of their little bubble as "pirate scum" including their own consumers, putting things over human beings) and how they rather "sink with the ship" (ironically) like the spoiled children they are than to adapt, evolve and admit to themselves that they need to change their strategy in an ever evolving world full of new information coming at the blink of an eye. Instead, they rely on this silly "fight terror with terror", "fighting for peace/screwing for virginity" (thanks George Calin) sort of mentality.
There are better ways to solve such complex question such as the "p" word than sticking to a fragile "good vs. evil" stereotype worth of a TV Show for children, after all, this is real life, not your average "Ben 10"/"Superfriends"/"Max Steel"/"Disney" cartoon with one-dimensional heroes and villains. Heck, even frigging "My Little Pony" of all things has this shades of gray/grey morality going on in that show.
For instance, there are websites like G.O.G.(Good Old Games. Highly recommended, since their games have no D.R.M. whatsoever and they have affordable prices. I dunno when it'll available to Brazil though.), Steam (I know that it's actually another form of D.R.M. but still does what it promises to do, sort of.) and even websites that offer free games every once in a while, like https://www.reddit.com/r/Freegamestuff/ , http://sharewareonsale.com/ , www.grabthegames.com/giveaways-winners.html , https://www.orlygift.com/ and other game giveaway websites that are one Google Search away, including the very own G.O.G. and Steam sites.

The four keywords here are _acessibility_ and _price_ to get your favorite games and companies need to _adapt_ and _evolve_ if they wanna keep up with the "despicable pirates".
D.R.M. is a step back which only protects the interests of the companies that support such practice, treating consumers and "pirates" alike as "potential criminals" and to massage the ego of anti-piracy "extremists" like Kanye West (an egomaniacal rapper that thinks he's the "God of Music") and Ubisoft Inc. (an once good company that now it's a shadow of what it used to be, totally engaged and "submerged" on this "war on piracy", like if they're constant inside a "Full Metal Jacket" movie, which would even sell its souls to the frigging Devil in order to stop piracy "once and for all" rather than change themselves for the better), who are baying for some "pirates" blood, no matter what it takes.

Besides, Denuvo, like other past D.R.M.s (SecuROM, Starforce, etc.) will be cracked any time soon, if it didn't happen already.

Just to make things clear: my "Denuvo joke" in the map I-S _N-O-T_ meant to promote piracy in any way but instead a CRITICISM on this "war on piracy" nonsense in the form of satire. If you take this the other way, it tells more about you than me.

Trivia time: Did you know Denuvo is actually the "son" of the infamous "SecuROM" copy protection D.R.M., meaning that it was created by the same devs ? - http://steamcommunity.com/app/225540/discussions/0/351660338733647124/ | https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/3zsgzu/is_there_a_downside_to_denuvos_drm/cyp7q18
Yeah, that one D.R.M. which allowed you to install a game only 3 times before the installation CD became useless ? That one D.R.M. which installed itself in your PC like a damn virus/malware !? Yep, that one.[/themoreyouknow.gif]
Enjoy your brand new (almost) "unmoddable", "spied" and "online-only install" "DOOM 4" game.
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[SPOILER] - So, what's your stance on this subject ? -

I choose to not pick any side on this "war" since our world is violent and chaotic as it already is with a lot of "Postal Dudes and Girls" out there wanting to unleash even more rage, carnage and anger on this world. Wish human beings could only promote wars and solve their differences only in games instead of in real life.
Honestly, we have more worrysome topics to deal with, not diminishing the importance of such complex topic, of course: terrorism, the question of refugees and ecology are just the "icing" of this crazy cake called "Earth". And like I said, there are better ways to solve stuff instead of shooting and exploding everything around you and "going down into flames" with your enemies. As to quote a certain game: "Remember, it's violent as you are". And no, I'm not talking about "Undertale" but "Postal 2". Did you know that this game HAS a pacifist route ? It's know as "Jesus" playthrough by the fans of the game. Just like "Simpsons did it", "Postal 2" "did it" as well!

Now, can we move on, please ? We're here to play games not to lift walls between us.

*** I hope I was clear enough with these statements. And please, refrain yourself from discussing this topic any longer. If this joke starts to get out of control, I may remove the "offending" sprite, which's bad since I'll see how much our world nowadays is more "rabid" and "triggered" as I've though, shooting down (ironically) anyone who tries to literally "try something funny" to make people "hang loose" out of their daily stress. I don't want that this map derail into a heated debate a la what happened with the new "Ghostbusters" movie. ***
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