English Team Fortress 2 = Family Fortress?

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Is the Pyro a Woman?
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Yes! he,i mean, she is!
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No! hes a man!
27.27% (6)
I dont have personal opinion -.-
18.18% (4)
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chuico123
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well, i whink that everybody knows about the rumors about "the pyro is a woman", heres my version of the story (including other things i think):

-the pyro is really a woman, when u look at the shelfs at the team batlements, look at the pyro's upper shelf, you can see a pink (if in RED) or light cyan (if in BLU) purse whit a Cauliflower stamp (remember this flower name!), and in the "Meet the Spy" video at the official blog, when he trows the pics on the table of the spy making out whit a woman (refering as the scout's mom), at the end he chooses a pic of the two walking (the woman holds a purse that looks like the one in the shelf) and he says "My little Cauliflower" in french. AHA?

-and dont bullshit me about the fact that the scout in that video was the red spy, the blu spy says "now look what he did to your mom!" to the scout, but he doesnt know that he was the red spy

-also the pose that the pyro does when his team loses is very woman-like (sorry idk the correct word, bad english >.<)

now i have other rumor that i tought by myself, that the heavy, the soldier and the engineer are brothers, the medic is their father, and the sniper is their uncle and the medic brother

i got to this conclusion by looking at their facial structures, the heavy, soldier and engie are look-alike (i will try to post a pic of all the nine classes here here),

-the medic looks older, and also have semelhant facial structure as their supposed three sons
-the heavy doesnt look too old, enought to be the medic son
-the engie also doesnt look old, he looks younger than the heavy
-i cant tell much about the soldier bcoz half of his head is covered
-the sniper looks like hes the medic brother, then hes the uncle of the engie, heavy and soldier
-idk which one is the older brother, but it looks like the soldier is the younger

i dont have any more proofs than the facial sctructure of those

(my) Final Conclusions of Everything:
-the pyro is scout's mom
-the spy had a case whit the pyro
-the medic is the father of the heavy, soldier and engie
-the sniper and the medic are brothers
-the soldier is the yourger brother
-the heavy is the mid brother
-the engie is the old brother
-thats why they left "Meet the Medic" and "Meet the pyro" videos for last
-i am paranoic

post what do you think about

>please dont go off-topic
>dont post bullshit
>dont tell im crazy because i already know that

EDIT: their pics: http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/84/dndcharthf7.png
10.09.09 07:53:34 pm
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Hazy
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you might be coming onto something here!

i agree that the pyro is a woman, I'm not sure about them being a whole family though
10.09.09 08:52:03 pm
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chuico123
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lame this thread is empty
also search for videos on youtube for "pyro is a woman"
12.09.09 04:07:06 pm
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Night Till Death
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Pyro is a man becouse he has an axe what would a woman do with a flame and an axe? split cards? Team Fortress is for men!
12.09.09 04:33:29 pm
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chuico123
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ya mens, and one of them has a purse, so hes homo or a woman?

and u are sexist, womans can kill too! why a woman cant hold an axe or a flametrower? why a woman cant kill?

and what do i think about womans holding guns and killing ppl? (click spoiler at your risk!)
Spoiler >
13.09.09 07:44:36 am
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Night Till Death
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chouico123 insulting me by telling me im a sexist will not lead to anything good! so what he has a purs? SO WHAT? IT DOSENT MEAN THAT HE IS A WOMAN just becouse of some dumb old purse and tbw i think your a sexist!
13.09.09 08:04:55 am
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Vibhor
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Well ever seen kill bill?
Pyro may be a girl but how can you you say on the basis of weapons that it is a boy or a girl
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13.09.09 11:59:17 am
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Hazy
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its not just the pyros purse, its other reasons, as suggested on chuico's first post
13.09.09 03:19:39 pm
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chuico123
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NTD has written:
chouico123 insulting me by telling me im a sexist will not lead to anything good! so what he has a purs? SO WHAT? IT DOSENT MEAN THAT HE IS A WOMAN just becouse of some dumb old purse and tbw i think your a sexist!


ok ok sorry, chill down i didnt want to offend you! as i said look out in youtube for videos, its not just the purse!
13.09.09 04:31:06 pm
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i thougt every one knew pyro was a women... and of so whats the big deal with it? girls can be in games?
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13.09.09 04:39:42 pm
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spartan029 has written:
i thougt every one knew pyro was a women... and of so whats the big deal with it? girls can be in games?


True. There's also hundreds of games which have a woman/girl in a game, even as the main character. No big deal. All Resident Evils have a woman as a main char.
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13.09.09 05:53:50 pm
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Vibhor
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BloodCore has written:
spartan029 has written:
i thougt every one knew pyro was a women... and of so whats the big deal with it? girls can be in games?


True. There's also hundreds of games which have a woman/girl in a game, even as the main character. No big deal. All Resident Evils have a woman as a main char.


What!?
Every resident evil doesnt have female compulsory protagonist
They are the side main hero/heroine
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15.09.09 08:59:23 pm
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matt33
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I don't care if the pyro's male or female, we shall see in meet the pyro and medic but untill then you can't prove that the pyro's male or female due to the gas mask
16.09.09 10:39:41 pm
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chuico123
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maybe thats the reason why they left meet the pyro as one of the last
18.09.09 01:00:13 pm
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Night Till Death
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i still say the PYRO is a man becouse his voice EVEN in the mask is manly! and just becouse he has a purse IT DOSENT mean he is she! i checked my poll on my website even there people say he is a man 24% woman 52% man 13% both so stop talking about that its a girl with an axe with a crazy abillity to shoto fireballs and rock on an axe like a guitar! a man would only do that! SO MY POINT IS! HE IS A MAN! NOT A WOMAN!
18.09.09 05:46:41 pm
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Hazy
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just cause you think its a man doesn't mean we have to stop saying our own opinions, besides, ever heard of a tom-boy?
18.09.09 07:32:49 pm
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Night Till Death
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ok then lets try the otherway it will be a shemale or a maleshe that would be REALLY ugly... it will be a woman with a mans face with a purse full of makeup and an temper of a PSYCHO man
21.09.09 01:48:00 pm
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Yamaxanadu
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my conclusion about pyro? , he is a man , the pink pruse is the announcer's pruse , the spy put it there as a prank(pruse is a spah?) and the wav "pyro_evillaught3" is a laugh that only a man can make , so pyro is not a woman , and i am SURE about it
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21.09.09 03:41:44 pm
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Vibhor
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Cmon just make one shitty conclusion
and thats that Pyro is a girl or whatever
maybe she is it?
a robot?
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22.09.09 01:49:34 am
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