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19.10.09 05:57:42

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What is said to Link when he cant open a door using a key?

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thats not true
in the latest phantom hourglass theres none triforce
it would be like save zelda to open the door

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19.10.09 16:48:30

A horse go to the hair saloon.
"Do you like your hair?"
"Yeah."
"But it's a phoney tail".

Not funny, yah, but I just saw this on TV.

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28.12.09 17:53:47

What do you call "two butts in"? An assassin!

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28.12.09 18:16:43

Ethan hat geschrieben

What do you call "two butts in"? An assassin!

That makes sense.

Assassin.

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28.12.09 19:12:42

18+

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28.12.09 20:36:15

PixelHunter hat geschrieben

18+

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OMFG.

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Spicy Night Owl
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29.12.09 01:39:39

That should be censored.

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29.12.09 05:12:49

Vibhor hat geschrieben

chuico123 hat geschrieben

What is said to Link when he cant open a door using a key?

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thats not true
in the latest phantom hourglass theres none triforce
it would be like save zelda to open the door

Triforce -> Tryforce -> Try force
^-^

What drink makes you cough a lot? COFFEE!!! (I choked on mine just a moment ago <.<)

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Vibhor
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29.12.09 05:21:48

Wasnt triforce pronounced Tree-force?
you wont get that joke on a LOZ fan

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29.12.09 09:45:38

The rabbit went into a bar.He opened the door and screamed "Someone here will be beaten!!".. on the next day , the same thing happened , the rabbit came in and said "someone here will be beaten".Third day same thing , this time right when the rabbit said it , the lion went out and gave the rabbit a nice beat.The rabbit then came in and , out of breath, said "I told you someone here will be beaten!!"

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29.12.09 11:58:56

What did the hand say to the face?

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29.12.09 12:08:22

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other : "Doesn't that taste funny?"

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14.01.10 17:56:30

One Mor Of Yo Mamma :

Yo Mamma Is So ugly that when she appeared at the window She Was denounced by Show Her Ass !

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14.01.10 18:49:42

Vibhor hat geschrieben

Wasn't triforce pronounced Tree-force?
you wont get that joke on a LOZ fan

the real pronunciation is trie force(try force) thats make me start to think you have a funny accent>no offence

and here are some REALE(and AWSOME)yo moma jokes(unlike gugha's fake ones):
ill start with the yo mooma so fat ones:

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