Jokes Anyone?
Offline
Chuck norris was the world champion in wrestling or something!
Forum
Off Topic Jokes Anyone?Chuck norris was the world champion in wrestling or something!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a pencil to write because his nails can write everything.
Mod hat geschrieben
Chuck Norris can store his stuff in his mouth.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a pencil to write because his nails can write everything.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a pencil to write because his nails can write everything.
Lol.
Chuck Norris can eat his whole lunch in one bite.
DontKnowToScript hat geschrieben
Lol.
Chuck Norris can eat his whole lunch in one bite.
Chuck Norris can eat his whole lunch in one bite.
Chuck Norris can eat his whole lunch, breakfast and dinner without even opening his mouth.
-chuck norris wanted to hit someone but he missed it, thats why the sky is blue
(if u know what i mean)
BureX hat geschrieben
Chuck Norris appeared to Our Lady
(if u know what i mean)
(if u know what i mean)
no we dont...
Chuck Norris once shot down a Russian spy jet by pointing his index finger and thumb and shouting BANG!
PixelHunter hat geschrieben
-chuck norris successfully divided by zero
you are so lame, it has been wrote a 100000000000000 times.
Chuck Norris can make people piss with his middle finger and say F*CK YOU!
Chuck Norris can light a car on fire when he look at them
Chuck Norris can sing without his mouth open
Chuck Norris made the global warming because all of you is posting joke of him.
Mod hat geschrieben
Chuck Norris can sing without his mouth open
Thats known as humming FYKI
joke:
*a guy hits another guy with banging a door on him*
guy1:jeez,are you okay? sorry...
guy2: Yes,Im fine,except a broken rib,a cracked skull,a hurt eye and a misplaced finger.
Lol. invented that one today.
one of them climbed on a tree. they took the other one with them and f**ked him in the butt.
on the next day, they came again and took the same guy with them.
on the third day, he tought: "why should i be f**ked in the butt all the time?"
so he climbed up and threw the other guy down.
when the people came, one of them said: "okay, we f**cked this guy too many times. get the other one off the tree!"
the day of the meeting, he reached u.s, and when he is walking at the hallway, the president of u.s appear in front of him, he was shocked and accidentally asked "Who are you?" the president felt strange, he said "I am Barrack Obama, the president of America", and the chinese president reply as "Me too!"
3, one to get up to the ladder and the other two to rotate it
3. One to change it and two more to brag about how he "screwed it".
Windo(w)s!
Two dumb arabs get on a helicopter for a lesson. the helicopter crashes and the investigators find a black box,two bodies and helicopter debris. in the black box they hear:
"Dude,turn of the big fan on the top,its so cold up here."
fail. Recording from black box from crashed plane:
Daddy, Can I take the steer-wheel?
answer: he broke that finger and need to keep it like that!