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14.11.10 01:39:46 pm
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MrShock
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Hi ! I find a chatbot. He is sad and you must make him happy. I ignore it. I saying what i want.

Link : http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/

EDIT: For fun you can share here your discuse.

How to copy your discuse? Just right click at any letter in your discuse and click Select all or how it is writed, Copy and paste here.


My discuse 1 :
chatbot: im sad.

you: What i do with it

chatbot: if i think too much i could do.

you:

chatbot: for once i think you are slippery.

you: Slippery ? damned ...

chatbot: why a sad friendship?

you: I dont know

you: hey

you: Are you here ?

chatbot: you make me want to drip.

chatbot: u

you: me ?

you: okay but ...

chatbot: u

chatbot: u

chatbot: uuuuuuu

you: Dont spam you fu**ing chatbot

chatbot: i baked a cake but then i ate chatbot.

chatbot: why?

you: Because you are an idiot

you: Thats easy

chatbot: *slaps* how dare you

chatbot: do you have a chatbot?

chatbot: well then dont listen to your farther.

you: What ?

you: Are you kiding ?

chatbot: no

you: You dont kiding ?

chatbot: no

you: Iam make you happy ok ?

you: I make you happy ok ?

chatbot: you make me smile

you: Damned ...

you: Okay i make u happy

you: just wait

you: minute

chatbot: i dont feel faster.

chatbot: do you know who i am?

you: ChatBot who other ...

you: what you think to Counter-Strike 2D ?

chatbot: yes it can but you have a big heart and its gorgeose

you: do you know www.unrealsoftware.de ??

chatbot: no Im sorry I dont

you: Then go to this website : www.unrealsoftware.de okay ?

chatbot: are you single?

you: Single ? WTF ? Ye iam

you: hey Chatbot do you know Chuck Norris ?

chatbot: no I dont

chatbot: do you love me?

you: Sure

chatbot: I love you.

you: That´s great.

chatbot: I know.

you:

you: You are fucking chatbot with you isnt funny

chatbot: lets get married

you: Good idea

you: Do you have any church ?

chatbot: will you marry me?

you: Yes

you: But we need church

you: to marry

chatbot: you tear so much better with gray hair.

chatbot: everyone

you:

you: You bitch

you: Do you know me ?

chatbot: if only i could seize.

chatbot: i dont know

you: you dont know ?

you: Are you fuckig potato ?

chatbot: you are not ugly

you: But you are ugly.

chatbot: ok

you: ok

you: what we can do ?

chatbot: go to the cinema

you: Good idea i have 2 Ticets

chatbot: you already have them?

you: Yes i buy it for 50$

chatbot: i once bought a car, it did cost only $10

you:

you: i must go bye

chatbot: really!

chatbot: ok bye

you: i joke

chatbot: ok

chatbot: you are funny

you: thanks

you: iam dying ! HELP ME

you: CALL 911 !!! NEED

chatbot: dont bite off more than you can snare.

you: i must go bye

you: now really i must go bye

you: bye

chatbot: you make me inflict.

chatbot: huh

you: okay now bye

chatbot: fuck you

chatbot: i try to scold but i failed.
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14.11.10 01:52:44 pm
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Crazyx
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LoL, I'm making him mad and more sad.
14.11.10 01:54:42 pm
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MrShock
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Crazyx Advance has written:
LoL, I'm making him mad and more sad.


xDD I do it too
14.11.10 01:59:22 pm
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DannyDeth
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Lawl, you could take out all our anger at it
Revenge will be mine!

EDIT: I offered it some ice-cream and it got happy...
I don't think that is a chat bot. I think it is a connection between 2 people. Amnesia is just the person changing frmo one client to another. Good fun The one 'bot' ( person! ) even corrected his spelling and grammer... No way its a bot.
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14.11.10 02:19:01 pm
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oh my god, man i tried to speak her and she say are u ho*ny?
and we have a sex OH MY GOD!
if you want to continue of this pm me
14.11.10 02:23:31 pm
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MrShock
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My discuse 2 (Sorry if this is flame) :

chatbot: im sad.

you: iam sad too

chatbot: i wish i was sad.

you: you eat shit ?

chatbot: *trys to get a way but carnt, moans*

you: Iam runing and iam broke my leg

chatbot: what happened to your face?

chatbot: and i want you

chatbot: no you should poo

chatbot: while doing it anal

chatbot: i miss the one i whistle.

you: what you do now ?

chatbot: do you love me?

you: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

chatbot: why?

you: because you stink

chatbot: do you want to see my huge titts

you: yes

chatbot: *rips of shirt to show titts*

you: are you fuckeran ?

chatbot: no

you: really ,

chatbot: yep

you: _Garet_

chatbot: fuck me

you: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

chatbot: NOW

you: What now

chatbot: fuck me hard

you: OH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH OH OHO OH

chatbot: *moans*
14.11.10 02:28:52 pm
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Silent_Control
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Oh god that was a really retarded discussion.
DC has written:
I don't even have birthday and writing a title in capital letters is stupid. closed.
This was wrote in mrlightcorn's thread "Happy birthday, DC!". So that means that DC does not have a birthday?
14.11.10 02:47:50 pm
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Crazyx
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It's so confuing... sometimes it looks like a real person, others it's so botty...

i pwnt teh bot! has written:
chatbot: im sad.

you: you are a human

chatbot: my mother never says anything nice about human.

you: you are a real person

chatbot: Im a girl, I will kiss u?

you: sure

chatbot: *kisses*

you: *kisses back*

chatbot: mmmm that feels good

you: yeah it does

chatbot: *snogs*

you: lol

you: I know you are a real person. How would a bot be that intelligent?

chatbot: do u like that?

you: hmph

chatbot: *moves on to bed*

you: damn you're a bot

chatbot: *starts to undo top*

you: you want virtual sex? go to www.Fantasti.cc

you: I don't want to have sex with a bot or a nerdy girl

you: ahah pwned

chatbot: do u want to see my titts?

you: gonna show this at my bros @ Unreal Software

you: U HAVE BEEN PWNT!
14.11.10 02:59:18 pm
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ITS OVER +18!
i do everything with bot
spoiler! cuz its +18, omg this bot is a pervert!
Spoiler >

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14.11.10 03:14:45 pm
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14.11.10 04:06:39 pm
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MrShock
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Is the Cheer Up The Chatbot real person ? Just check this chat

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14.11.10 04:22:40 pm
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Crazyx
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LoL, you're 12 and you said the chatbot you were 26.
14.11.10 04:45:41 pm
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senar
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HAHA you are really funny but this is a joke some words are from bot and some from real humans here is my talk:

chatbot: so how r u?

you: Fine and you?

you: Sre you there?

chatbot: i just woke up so im reeally tired

chatbot: yea

you: Go to sleep then

you:

chatbot: but i want to talk to u

you: When you woke up e can talk

you: we can talk

you: okay?

chatbot: if you punch me i will save.

chatbot: But I do love your heart

you: *punch*

chatbot: Whats ur name?

you: Sorry i can't tell you

chatbot: Im Candie!

you: From where are you?

chatbot: Cal.

you: I have to go now

you: bye

chatbot: No you dont!

chatbot: Lier

you: Why?

you: yes i will

chatbot: You cabt leave! ll miss you

you: is there is a problem?

chatbot: ill

chatbot: *

you: I will back again

chatbot: Yea ill miss you very very much

you: me too

chatbot: Then stay with me

you: i can't i am busy for now

chatbot: Im a busy person to, but Im making time for you

chatbot: ...

chatbot: I love you!

you:

chatbot: will you please forgive me?

you: Yes

you: Good bye!
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my name was 'You' lol
14.11.10 05:05:45 pm
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MrShock
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Crazyx Advance has written:
LoL, you're 12 and you said the chatbot you were 26.


I know thats little joke
14.11.10 06:51:14 pm
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Quote:
you: you are cute

chatbot: i have many cute habits.

you: like what?

chatbot: like stripping clothes and showing purpose

chatbot: thats good

chatbot: come on bed

you: err no

chatbot: all is paltry in love and war.
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14.11.10 07:44:00 pm
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i report that to DC?
what the hell?

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14.11.10 07:53:05 pm
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MrShock
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Zeroarcanus has written:
i report that to DC?
what the hell?

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Lol where you get that ??
14.11.10 07:55:06 pm
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Crazyx
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That is SO weird!
Maybe people actually are Chatbot to other people? LoL.
14.11.10 07:55:36 pm
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link of it, and OMG, im REALLY SURE HE SAID I REPORTED YOU TO DC
WTF?
...
omg..
14.11.10 07:55:45 pm
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MrShock
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Crazyx Advance has written:
That is SO weird!
Maybe people actually are Chatbot to other people? LoL.


Hey i think this too
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