Use this thread to tell jokes.DO NOT insult anyone.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. twice.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Lol... I will tell a joke.
why is 6 afraid of 7?
-because 7 ate 9!!!

lmfao old school joke

One day one kid was crying and then superman came and asked him: why you cry?
Kid say: i got beated.
Superman: who is he i will beat him!
Kid: chuck norris.
Superman: well kid you shouldn't mess with him, well i got to go, bye kid (runing)

Hope you like my joke

this joke is hilarious:

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?:

What did Kenny do before his death?
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OMG someone killed Kenny!

*Continuing*

"B*stards!!!"

If you've got 5$ and Chuck Norris has got 5$, he's got more money than you.

do you want to hear joke of the year???

OK i edited this one:

One day, there is three best friends, the first one name is "Trouble", second one is "Brain", third is "Crazy", they went to the Shopping mall. Unfortunately, Trouble is missing, Crazy went to the police station for a help, he tell Brain to wait outside, when he go straight to the counter, the police said:
"Hello may i help you?"
"I am looking for Trouble"
"What? Are you crazy?"
"YES! I am! How did you know my name?!"
"Wheres your brains?!"
"Out side there"
Finally, The police kick him out of the police station.

a couple of jokes that are VERY OLD!


knock knock! Whos there? boo... Boo whoo!? There is no need to cry!

knock knock! whos there yaa... Yaa whoo?! YAHOOO PARTY TIME


guy 1: GET A LIFE!

guy 2: Looks at guy 1! and says: ill take yours!

i know the last 1 is kinda dumb! YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL ME!

Ok one knock knock joke

*Knock Knock*!!!Whos there?its woo! woo whooo!?
dont get too excited its just a joke


BTW whos chuck noris?

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."

When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:

"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

Vibhor has written:
BTW whos chuck noris?

omg, but how dont you know whos chuck norris?

Yes i dont know who is chuck noris
i will not google about him and plz
i wanna know about the guy who has these much jokes about himself

Well. Chuck Norris is an actor. In movies he uses to own everybody .

Oh, another one:

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

I used to watch Chuck Norris TV shows and stuff, and yeah here he is...

Chuck Norris

I tell you another joke...
How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb?

no! It's not that guy. I must tell you a secret: I AM CHUCK NORRIS!