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aimeewilbury
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OK, this is just a unit I created as a joke. I wouldnt even really say "created" as I just was messing around with the definitions. Its very crude.

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### Giant Turd
id=UNIT ID
name=Giant Flying Turd
group=bird
model=gfx\excrement.b3d
icon=gfx\excrement.bmp
scale=7.0
colxr=40
colyr=20
fx=24
speed=3.0
turnspeed=1.0
health=200
col=1
behaviour=bird
script=start
     on:kill {
          event "iskill_hunt","global";
     }               
script=end


Heres a few alternatives.

If you want to get turds from it when you kill it, add loot=72,# (where # is the number of turds you want to get) somewhere in there.

You can also change the unit behavior to flyinginsect, landskybird, circlingbird, etc to make it do funny things.

If you want it to attack you (why?!) change the behavior to killerbird I think you could also use the scorpion script to make it poison you but I havent tested that yet.

EDIT: By the way, I didnt put this into the regular Stranded II infos, I created a custom mod just to mess around in.

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eos
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i did somthing similer to this
it was an angry mushroom that poisoned you if you got
to close us

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aimeewilbury
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One funny unit I made was a ridable lion you could build out of meat and hides and it worked like an aircraft. If you killed it in midair it would just stay stuck in the sky ... amusing.

I will admit the first time I tested my flying turd I stumbled off to the bathroom and wet my pants laughing. Just a warning

EDIT: I forgot a screenshot.
http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1684/flyingturd.png
edited 2×, last 12.10.10 06:36:22 am

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DannyDeth
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aimeewilbury has written
One funny unit I made was a ridable lion you could build out of meat and hides and it worked like an aircraft. If you killed it in midair it would just stay stuck in the sky ... amusing.

I will admit the first time I tested my flying turd I stumbled off to the bathroom and wet my pants laughing. Just a warning

EDIT: I forgot a screenshot.
http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1684/flyingturd.png

Funny, but strange. My internmet was loading slowly so i see this piece of turd slowly being showed, mad ei t more funny

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aimeewilbury
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RazorBlade9 has written
I made 1 to in my mod


You mean you put the flying turd in your mod? LOL.

I attempted the scorpion poison thing but I think I messed up the script cos I got an error when it tried to attack me. Oh well, somebody else might be able to figure it out.
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