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chuck norris tripped on a rock and fell cousing an earthquake in japan... after what he got dirty and decided to jump into the ocean wich coused a tsunami to go on japan... poop japan also thats not chuck norris its his identicle twin norris that looks like him so he can escape any situation... he can always count on his twin to get him out of a tight situation...

Chuck Norris cought a cold in Chernobyl and he sneazed cousing the reactor to blow and leak radioation...
Also there is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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FATALITY!

Chuck norris does not need a condom... why? Couse there is no protection from him
When boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
When chuck norris spits in the air,acid rain rains
When Chuck norris shoots with a barret his fists fly out instead of bullets
God never created Chuck...Chuck created god...
When Chuck Norris flies birds WALK
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck looks at stars they start to fall
Wonder why Haroshima & Nagasaki got blow up? Chuck norris to a fart while smoking
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Wonder why the dinosaurs went extinct? They saw chuck norris fap
Chuck can dare bring light into ganons lair
Chuck norris can look into the eyes of the sun
When Chuck norris is thursty he drinks frozen carbonyte
Devil never existed only Chuck did
Chuck norris can stop time using his fist
When chuck plays poker he uses his hands instead of cards
Wonder why there is a bermuda triangle? Its chuck norrises own bath...remember when you go in you NEVER come out
Chuck only made a mistake once when he never made a mistake

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Wonder why Haroshima & Nagasaki got blow up? Chuck norris to a fart while smoking

Who ever came up with that is very sad.

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chuck norris has being finnaly pwned

In Chuck Norris, he hits the oar.


Actually, Chuck Norris is the paddle, the other one is an impersonator or fake model.

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•Human blood type is usually O+,A+ or AB...But Chuck Norris blood type is AK-47

•Earth doesn`t orbit around the sun,it keep distance from Chuck Norris

•When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

•huck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

•Every time Chuck Norris enters the California lottery, California is in Debt to Chuck norris

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No man,
-Chuck Norris blood type is TCG: The Chuck's Gun !
-Chuck Norris don't need food, food need him !
-Chuck calls 911 to order a French pizza, while he's sleeping on the Moon !
-Don't let him sneeze, he could blow the solar system.
-Chuck create the guy who create the guys that make TVs, Computers, and Unreal Software !
-Sun never move, why? It don't want to disturb Chuck Norris !
-Chuck doesn't go shopping, things come to him.
-Chuck can stop 2012 diaster with a blink of his eyes.
-Chuck's mouth is a black hole ! Damn !

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No man,
-Chuck Norris blood type is TCG: The Chuck's Gun !
-Chuck Norris don't need food, food need him !
-Chuck calls 911 to order a French pizza, while he's sleeping on the Moon !
-Don't let him sneeze, he could blow the solar system.
-Chuck create the guy who create the guys that make TVs, Computers, and Unreal Software !
-Sun never move, why? It don't want to disturb Chuck Norris !
-Chuck doesn't go shopping, things come to him.
-Chuck can stop 2012 diaster with a blink of his eyes.
-Chuck's mouth is a black hole ! Damn !

This is the biggest fail here. And I'm not just talking about the english.

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KimKat
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This topic is rather Chuck Norris... matter of fact the most funniest post from my point of view would be Night Till Death's post. It says it all about Chuck Norris beard.

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lol, im geting tired of chuck norris....

Agree.

Yorty has written
These aren't any funny. Do you have any idea how repetitive and annoying chuck norris jokes have become? I hate seeing these threads pop up.

Agree.

Chuck Norris can't eat this cookie: cookie

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Yates
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Ah not that potato cookie crap again.
This should be closed. The maker of this thread fails more than Chuck Norris himself.

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Yates has written
Ah not that potato cookie crap again.
This should be closed. The maker of this thread fails more than Chuck Norris himself.


Not really funny joke. You fail.

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Yates
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It's not even suppose to be fucking funny.
Please, learn some fucking english man.

And give me one reason why I should fail, after that post.

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oxytamine
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MrShock has written
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Ah not that potato cookie crap again.
This should be closed. The maker of this thread fails more than Chuck Norris himself.


Not really funny joke. You fail.

No you.

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Yates
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Lol, after this msg I now agree with oxytamine 200%
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Now Iam fail same as the Ultr4Killer

I actually have no idea what he did, I starting coming to the site like 2 days after the site got fixed.
But since you said it, it must have been a massive fail.
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