Hello there, us.de. Today, here in our auction house, we are selling the rare "Idiot" rank on the forum. This item is very very rare and it takes years to get it. Starting bid is 10$. Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

I don't want to lose you, my dear homie. Either remove the offer, or sell it to me for free.

@ Ashelin: My dear homie, the time has came for me to sell my one and only Idiot rank as the museum didn't want to take it.. I am sorry..

I offer 150$! I just want to get this really rare & fantastic item! Give me your Paypal and i will pay the money in the next 3 days. Thank you.

@ SmD: NEVER!

Hello Pluximira, we would like to congratulate you on this new item you bought! Please add me on Steam for further instructions of trading the rank! The name be FiggotNaggot !

If we don't get bigger offer in 30 minutes, the item will be yours!

I'm sure Mr. Unicorn will accept my offer. So please don't disturb our negotiations. Thank you.



Of course Mr. Unicorn!