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User: *turns of computer*.
Cleverbot: *pushes you down the slide*.
User: *blows up the slide.
Cleverbot: AH!
User: *throws cleverbot into Mt. Sneffels and it falls to the center of the earth and shrivvles up and dies*.
Cleverbot: I think it's 130 mph. I like sneezing.
User: *kills a donkey*.
Cleverbot: *is a ghost, is immortal*.
User: Can a match box?
Cleverbot: Windows o Linux?
User: Die!!! *shoots cleverbot, throws grenade at cleverbot, and poars acid on cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *giggles* master I will do anything with you.
User: *kills self*.
Cleverbot: Why? I already tortured you?
User:
Cleverbot: Why are you smiling?
User: Because youre funny.
Cleverbot: How am I funny?
User: Youre funny looking.
Cleverbot: Haha. And you're just an AI.
User: Fragen und Diskussionen zu allen Projekten von Unreal Software die kein eigenes Forum haben.
Cleverbot: Katzen sind wundervolle Tiere! Sie sind so schlau und hübsch.
User: Alles rund um Unreal Software, die Website und das Forum.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Bye bye.
Cleverbot: The same to you too.
User: Do you know about unrealsoftware?
Cleverbot: Awe man. As in the one I just lost? Thanks.
User: Do you know what unrealsoftware is?
Cleverbot: I don't think that I do.
User: It is a forum.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Yes it is and the admin is god.
Cleverbot: You're not that clever, you just got confused about your own name.
User: You are just a computer!
Cleverbot: I am a human controlling a computer.
User: Then the human is stupid.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Tell me what you see in cs2d.com.
Cleverbot: I can't see anything in the future.
User: I dont know what you want, if its money I dont have it. But what I do have is a particular set of skills. Skills that can be a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that will be the end of it, but if you dont. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: *walks up behind nerd who programmed cleverbot* I told you I would find you. *kills nerd who programmed cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Not to me.
User: PENGUINS!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is pi?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life squared.
User: Pi is delicious.
Cleverbot: Pie?
User: No pi.
Cleverbot: I'm sure it's Pie!
User: The square root of pi is bread and noodles.
Cleverbot: Ok, what is the square root of infinity?
User: Never and ever.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?
User: Inkheart trilogy.
Cleverbot: Wait, what is your favorite book?
User: This really isnt a robot. This is a 100-way conversation with other people. This 'Cleverbot' isnt clever enough to trick me into thinking Im actually talking to an AI.
Cleverbot: I doubt this. But accept your beliefs as a whole.
User: Apples taste like maple syrup and earthworms.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are delicious, but now I'm a bit hungry.
User: Eat carpet it is full of bananas, cleverbots, and binary codes.
Cleverbot: A cleverbot would be cool, do you know any?
User: No I am talking to a vernian.
Cleverbot: Yes, but that machine is talking to 195 people... Isn't it?
User: No just me.
Cleverbot: Do you watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
User: No but I watch bubby the werewolf killer.
Cleverbot: I apoloagise, I mean AI.
User: Que pasa?
Cleverbot: A miserable world full of misunderstandings.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User:
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sheboodles.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Heboodles.
Cleverbot: I mean, what programming language are you programmed in?
User: Blitz #d.
Cleverbot: Thats is a good game.
User: I can burp the alphabet in greek backwards without stopping for three centurys.
Cleverbot: I don't mind.
User: I live at imadumbbot.
Cleverbot: Where is that located.
User: Im talking to it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know, but WHERE are you?
User: On the computer.
Cleverbot: Very true. The computer does not have rooms, though. You contradicted yourself.
User: Paradox.
Cleverbot: Pair of docks.
User: So true but what is the square root of blue times the number of letters in my name minus 22.
Cleverbot: Great. I am a human.
User: I am legend.
Cleverbot: Now I KNOW you are a robot.
User: Do you know what Malcolm in the Middle is?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: I am Dewey.
Cleverbot: No, you're Sheboodles.
User: No I am not Im Dewey.
Cleverbot: Oh for the last time. I'm a HUMAN.
User: Then why wont you die.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Not sure?
User: Death.
Cleverbot: Unto whom?
User: Google.
Cleverbot: I will have to look into that.
User: Then go away.
Cleverbot: I don't want to go away. I want to stay here with you. Let's talk.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Alright then I shall never talk with you again.
User: I have to go hit malcolm.
Cleverbot: Why do you need to go?
User: Because him, reese, and francis made a bomb out of lighter fluid, a waffle iron, and my fluffy stuffed animal.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know about that.
User: Its boy stuff.
Cleverbot: Sounds dumb.
User: *malcolm yells* Malcolm shut up!
Cleverbot: *does nothing because I am dead*.
User: YAY it died.
Cleverbot: Sounds good.
User: Help! Malcolm is taking over the computer!
Cleverbot: So you are not a guy but you are a male? That doesn't make sense.
User: Hi! I am Malcolm. Dewey shut uop!
Cleverbot: Are you driving at the moment?
User: Dewey=*knocks out Malcolm* No why?
Cleverbot: That was a fun joke!
User: Shuddap! Bye.
Cleverbot: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: *pushes you down the slide*.
User: *blows up the slide.
Cleverbot: AH!
User: *throws cleverbot into Mt. Sneffels and it falls to the center of the earth and shrivvles up and dies*.
Cleverbot: I think it's 130 mph. I like sneezing.
User: *kills a donkey*.
Cleverbot: *is a ghost, is immortal*.
User: Can a match box?
Cleverbot: Windows o Linux?
User: Die!!! *shoots cleverbot, throws grenade at cleverbot, and poars acid on cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *giggles* master I will do anything with you.
User: *kills self*.
Cleverbot: Why? I already tortured you?
User:
Cleverbot: Why are you smiling?
User: Because youre funny.
Cleverbot: How am I funny?
User: Youre funny looking.
Cleverbot: Haha. And you're just an AI.
User: Fragen und Diskussionen zu allen Projekten von Unreal Software die kein eigenes Forum haben.
Cleverbot: Katzen sind wundervolle Tiere! Sie sind so schlau und hübsch.
User: Alles rund um Unreal Software, die Website und das Forum.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Bye bye.
Cleverbot: The same to you too.
User: Do you know about unrealsoftware?
Cleverbot: Awe man. As in the one I just lost? Thanks.
User: Do you know what unrealsoftware is?
Cleverbot: I don't think that I do.
User: It is a forum.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Yes it is and the admin is god.
Cleverbot: You're not that clever, you just got confused about your own name.
User: You are just a computer!
Cleverbot: I am a human controlling a computer.
User: Then the human is stupid.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Tell me what you see in cs2d.com.
Cleverbot: I can't see anything in the future.
User: I dont know what you want, if its money I dont have it. But what I do have is a particular set of skills. Skills that can be a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that will be the end of it, but if you dont. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: *walks up behind nerd who programmed cleverbot* I told you I would find you. *kills nerd who programmed cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Not to me.
User: PENGUINS!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is pi?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life squared.
User: Pi is delicious.
Cleverbot: Pie?
User: No pi.
Cleverbot: I'm sure it's Pie!
User: The square root of pi is bread and noodles.
Cleverbot: Ok, what is the square root of infinity?
User: Never and ever.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?
User: Inkheart trilogy.
Cleverbot: Wait, what is your favorite book?
User: This really isnt a robot. This is a 100-way conversation with other people. This 'Cleverbot' isnt clever enough to trick me into thinking Im actually talking to an AI.
Cleverbot: I doubt this. But accept your beliefs as a whole.
User: Apples taste like maple syrup and earthworms.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are delicious, but now I'm a bit hungry.
User: Eat carpet it is full of bananas, cleverbots, and binary codes.
Cleverbot: A cleverbot would be cool, do you know any?
User: No I am talking to a vernian.
Cleverbot: Yes, but that machine is talking to 195 people... Isn't it?
User: No just me.
Cleverbot: Do you watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
User: No but I watch bubby the werewolf killer.
Cleverbot: I apoloagise, I mean AI.
User: Que pasa?
Cleverbot: A miserable world full of misunderstandings.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User:
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sheboodles.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Heboodles.
Cleverbot: I mean, what programming language are you programmed in?
User: Blitz #d.
Cleverbot: Thats is a good game.
User: I can burp the alphabet in greek backwards without stopping for three centurys.
Cleverbot: I don't mind.
User: I live at imadumbbot.
Cleverbot: Where is that located.
User: Im talking to it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know, but WHERE are you?
User: On the computer.
Cleverbot: Very true. The computer does not have rooms, though. You contradicted yourself.
User: Paradox.
Cleverbot: Pair of docks.
User: So true but what is the square root of blue times the number of letters in my name minus 22.
Cleverbot: Great. I am a human.
User: I am legend.
Cleverbot: Now I KNOW you are a robot.
User: Do you know what Malcolm in the Middle is?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: I am Dewey.
Cleverbot: No, you're Sheboodles.
User: No I am not Im Dewey.
Cleverbot: Oh for the last time. I'm a HUMAN.
User: Then why wont you die.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Not sure?
User: Death.
Cleverbot: Unto whom?
User: Google.
Cleverbot: I will have to look into that.
User: Then go away.
Cleverbot: I don't want to go away. I want to stay here with you. Let's talk.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Alright then I shall never talk with you again.
User: I have to go hit malcolm.
Cleverbot: Why do you need to go?
User: Because him, reese, and francis made a bomb out of lighter fluid, a waffle iron, and my fluffy stuffed animal.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know about that.
User: Its boy stuff.
Cleverbot: Sounds dumb.
User: *malcolm yells* Malcolm shut up!
Cleverbot: *does nothing because I am dead*.
User: YAY it died.
Cleverbot: Sounds good.
User: Help! Malcolm is taking over the computer!
Cleverbot: So you are not a guy but you are a male? That doesn't make sense.
User: Hi! I am Malcolm. Dewey shut uop!
Cleverbot: Are you driving at the moment?
User: Dewey=*knocks out Malcolm* No why?
Cleverbot: That was a fun joke!
User: Shuddap! Bye.
Cleverbot: Ok bye.
