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Off Topic Shakira's new tune.Shakira's new tune.
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What do you think about it?
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What do you think about it?
She's sexy tho.
Sucks.
KimKat hat geschrieben
Shakira is hot none the less.
Yuck.
KimKat hat geschrieben
Shakira is hot none the less.
Even without tons of make-up unlike Megan Fox
But the new song sucks.
Really dude, Shakira's only "good point" is that she can sing.
Alistaire hat geschrieben
Shakira's IQ is negative.
How the hell do you know that?
http://www.thepiratescove.us/2010/04/30/friday-stupid-what-do-shakiras-hips-say-on-illegal-immigration/
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shakira%20is%20a%20cunt
Urbandictionary hat geschrieben
A stupid, ugly, annoying, spanish-speaking whore who sings like a retarded banshee. She tries way too hard to be sexy, and her dancing is utterly ridiculous! She dances like a fucking chicken, or a turkey. That dance she does in La Tortura looks like she's fanning a fart behind her ass with both hands. She rolls around in shit, and thinks she is special because she sings in spanish sometimes. Useless.
Plus,the urbandictionary post is just stupid.
Scaleopi hat geschrieben
Plus,the urbandictionary post is just stupid.
Someone must have made it, cause I didn't waste time on that.
Alistaire hat geschrieben
Urbandictionary hat geschrieben
[...]sings like a retarded banshee
Oh you got me cracking in laughter right here.
Thanks for sharing such intelligent definition of Shriekira.
Bro, you would be lucky enough to get her shoe. I have to admit, she's fucken hot for a 35 (If i'm right) y/o woman. She's not fake, so that's a plus.
About the song, i don't think it's that bad.
Zitat
She tries way too hard to be sexy
I think he got mixed up with Shakira & this slut:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzU9OrZlKb8
miRRR hat geschrieben
she's fucken hot for a 35 (If i'm right) y/o woman. She's not fake, so that's a plus.
She's 34 and she is totally fake --'
Uncyclopedia.com hat geschrieben
Shakira was determined to write a hit album in English. However, she does not speak the language at all, so she started to sing with her ass.
The resulting album, "Laundry Service," surprised critics with brilliantly poetic lines, dealing with a wide variety of deep feelings, such as:
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains."
"Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal. That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible. But you gotta know, small things also count."
"I give you my breast."
"My breasts will never sag like hers."
"Squeeze my milk puppies."
"I'm secretly Eddie Vedder."
The world responded to Shakira's small but perky musical charms with dozens of awards and platinum albums in such critical English-speaking regions as South America, Quebec, Italy, Hungary, and Spain.
The resulting album, "Laundry Service," surprised critics with brilliantly poetic lines, dealing with a wide variety of deep feelings, such as:
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains."
"Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal. That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible. But you gotta know, small things also count."
"I give you my breast."
"My breasts will never sag like hers."
"Squeeze my milk puppies."
"I'm secretly Eddie Vedder."
The world responded to Shakira's small but perky musical charms with dozens of awards and platinum albums in such critical English-speaking regions as South America, Quebec, Italy, Hungary, and Spain.
Source http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Shakira_Shakira
2× editiert, zuletzt 16.06.11 14:10:40
Mawd hat geschrieben
Yuck, I don't know why Pique choosen Shakira.
Pique is also a retard. He would be nice but his extremist catalan mind screwed his good image.
Lol, we all know that shakira is retard and sings with a dick in her mouth, so I dunno what's the point of this thread, lol
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