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Life is a game?
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Yes, recently I spawn and now raises my level.
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No! Begone gentile.
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07.05.15 11:55:35 am
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Pagyra
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Do you have any achievements, medals and other things in real life?
07.05.15 12:05:59 pm
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J192
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I have learned to not put pointless polls on my forum threads. It is a great achievement to brag about.
07.05.15 12:15:01 pm
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Pagyra
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In other words, you have no other achievements?
07.05.15 12:20:24 pm
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Sparty
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What @user J192: said and No achievement for me.
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@user omg: Actually a pretty good idea...
07.05.15 12:29:28 pm
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J192
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user Pagyra has written:
In other words, you have no other achievements?
I only saw 4 women in the convenience store. Therefore, there are only 4 women on Earth.
07.05.15 12:36:13 pm
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Pagyra
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Do you have a medals?
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07.05.15 12:49:12 pm
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XoOt
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Who cares about how many medals or trophies someone has? (I for myself own medals - 2gold, 1silver and 2trophies, just to point out that im not "mad" because i got none of these worthless stuff, they're just decoration) but i would never ever ask any guy on earth if he got any of those just because no one cares about it. It's like saying "yo bro you got a million dollars? Be my friend"
I dont see the point of bragging in a forum anyway. There are 2 simple options. They will believe you or they wont. Profit? None.
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07.05.15 12:55:28 pm
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Yates
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My achievement was to convince Joaopcvcastro to make the favourite shit colour thread.

It was great.

thread offtopic What is your favorite shit colour?

On-topic: I have 9 football medals, 2 golf, 1 basketball, 4 swimming, 3 hiking and 4 trophies somewhere. I know two of them are football, can't remember the others.
07.05.15 01:14:08 pm
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Pagyra
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I think a million dollars is not enough reason for friendship.
In any case, thank you(@user Yates: and @user XoOt: ) for that you have write exactly as I wanted - I wonder who want to achieve some success in life.
So medals and achievement can show that you are one of few peoples who counts on results of their efforts.
07.05.15 01:25:34 pm
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J192
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Ignoring the needless poll and getting on-topic, I think that discussing the achievements themselves is better than discussing the rewards or symbols of such achievements (medals, trophies, etc.) because it's not the result that counts, it's the journey towards it.

Don't get me wrong, I still think that everybody has the right to be proud of or brag about their achievements. Morons that whine about how humble you should be because it will hurt the feelings of insecure losers are social justice asshats.
07.05.15 01:50:02 pm
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Rainoth
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I have many things in life. I've got a bunch of bronze, silver, gold medals but they're from the childhood when I was a swimmer for 7 years. Besides that a bunch of papers thanking, congratulating, etc.
Medals and trophies are mainly for sportsmen. Since not that many of us are sportsmen, it's a bit incorrect to just list those.
Some achievements I had in life:
• Learn to tie my own shoes
• Finish primary school with perfect grades
• Get into a certain private school (by getting high entrance exam scores)
• Beat everyone who was playing table tennis with me (all peers that were learning to play too)
• Become a casual on us.de
• Create a working program
• Pass entrance exams for 9th grade in that very same school

I still have yet to:
• Pass all graduation exams with high scores (85 or above)
• Finish making a working computer game (working on it with user Pseudon)
• Get into the university I want to
• Live my life the way I imagine I'd like to (I'm not going to reveal that, tho)
07.05.15 02:56:45 pm
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Infinite Rain
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Never enjoyed or participated in any of the sports. My greatest achievement is a success in learning computer science related stuff. Software engineering as well as knowledge in a lot of programming languages. ATM I'm rewritting some of my applications which I've uploaded on this website in C++. Never cared about marks, they're just number on a piece of paper which you can wipe with. Only type of marks that is important to me are the results of the exams. Had really good results on maths and English exams.
A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you. You will only look with your eyes and see the recompense of the wicked. - Psalm 91:7-8 ESV
07.05.15 03:03:53 pm
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GeoB99
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Well, I didn't got medals/trophies or any achievements. Also because I never enjoyed at participating at sports tournaments or such.
07.05.15 03:41:51 pm
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Captione
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Me, Nothing special.
• Learned how to use a computer since prep.
• 3 years scholarship from my grade school
• 1 time champion of quiz bee in 3rd grade
• Achieved an IQ of 117 (High Average)
• Became less intellegent on the mark of my high school days
• Nearly got dropped because of my lazyness
• Learned to Photoshop at the age of 13. I got paid everytime a
photobooth needs to make a frame layer for a picture.
• I'm 15 (16 on July 23) and there's not much exept for a first dance, thanks to Prom.


I still need to work on myself
07.05.15 03:59:36 pm
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Yates
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user Rainoth has written:
• Learn to tie my own shoes

Duuuuudde wahhaaattt!? You're mega awesome bro. Someone give this guy a medal. I mean, I still have to go to my mum's house and ask her to do that for me
07.05.15 04:32:11 pm
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Rainoth
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@user XoOt: Hey hey, our birthdays are 5 days apart
Well since we're bragging, I got a pretty high IQ of 141 myself. It hasn't helped me in life though
@user Yates: Yes. I'm one of the best when it comes to tying shoes. All my classmates would agree
07.05.15 06:48:28 pm
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Infinite Rain
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It's not like I'm bragging or anything, but I once stepped on a piece of Lego and cried for only 20 minutes.
A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you. You will only look with your eyes and see the recompense of the wicked. - Psalm 91:7-8 ESV
07.05.15 07:04:10 pm
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Random guy
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I didn't even have Lego when I was a kid.
07.05.15 07:08:50 pm
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Black Wolf
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Best student award in 3th grade
1st medal in wrestling
3th medal in wrestling
3th in whole school at athletics
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07.05.15 08:34:48 pm
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Seekay
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I taught myself how to use the toilet by the age of 3. Worship me you filthy casuals.

@user Black Wolf: Damn son, best student award in thirth grade and firth place in wrestling. You're going places.
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