Today 5:30 AM after my night shift, I remembered this site and the memories it made 8 years ago, and decided to come for a nostalgic trip before taking a nap, and I genuinely felt delighted until I checked my own profile.



I have since deleted all my uploaded files because I just couldn't stand it.

Just looking back at the thirteen year old me with the god forsaken childish grammar made me cringe so fucking hard.

I would also like to sincerely apologize to anyone who had to put up with my shit because I definitely did act like a dumbass kid, as seen on some of my posts/comments on my profile.


But all that aside,
CS2D and Carnage Contest are the first two games that truly sparked my creative mind, And even though i really sucked at creating 'content' for this community, (If the "Dual RPG" sprite where I copy+paste+flipped the RPG from CS2D even counts as content), I don't think I would've gotten myself into Lua nor generally started being creative, if it wasn't for this site.

I am now a programmer of at least 5+ languages, video editor, musical artist (passion project), and a proud user of this community in hindsight.

Thank you DC for the amazing hours of entertainment you've provided to me and my friends.

I wish each and every one of you the best of luck in the future, I'll be lurking here and there, maybe even posting something if my will to live regenerates back from the cringe, and DC, I'm still hyped for S3, Buying it on day one.

im pretty sure my cringe topics is the cringest topic i posted
but thanks DC pissing you off is the best thing in the world

A trip down memory lane isn't complete without mrlightcorn's poem for DC, as originally posted in HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DC!!! (2009) and its video adaptation:
https://youtu.be/P7l639SSO5w

Little did he know, at the time, that years later, this would be (kind of) fulfilled.

How can i forget when i saw a CS2D Hack video back in 2012, which wasn't even a hack, i downloaded it and it was a virus.
I got usgn banned and the dude even hacked everything i had on the pc, even my facebook lmao, i cried all day
https://unrealsoftware.de/profile.php?userid=24837

Gotta admit it was a good one, damn.

I felt the same. I couldn't remind myself I actually did this or that. But it must've been me. It must be normal to cringe and feel awkward. We are the first generations to experience this. We are the first ones who had virtually everything we did saved... somewhere.

LMAO look at the screenshot with the prism of 2020: [ADMN] LogCleaner (1.0) (5)

Now imagine "NSA". A life-long dossier. Eventually, looking deep into your past you'll have thought or said something that can be used to incriminate you. Even if you no longer think this way.

There was an anime recreation of that thread at one point too:
https://youtu.be/ZsQwYViehlY

I couldn't have known anything about programming in general if it wasn't for CS2D. Now I've known many programming languages. My coding style also have changed upon time, which you can see in Timer Extra function(timerEx) v4.0 (12) vs. timerEx 2020.

The last file I uploaded (as of writing) shows how much knowledge I already have in low level programming.

I already did delete most of my old files some time ago, because of cringe. Well I did a lot of dumbass things like making second accounts and pretended I was my brother, even DC bothered to PM me that time lol.

But damn I learned a lot of things from this website more than I ever had from my life. I still remember the contender to US that was GameBanana, but who even goes to CS2D's GB anymore? Now I don't know if that website still exists or not.

Love the experience that I have with this website. 9 years and still counting. Still checking it everyday.

IGN 10/10

Well that's cringe AF.

https://prnt.sc/u95412
This is one of my personal favourites from my old messages cringe folder.

@ xsiN: I can't tell the difference, did you get a new haircut?

How do i make a laser, HE, smoke, flashbang skin ?

This thread gets interesting.

Classic thread: What is your favorite shit colour?


And also "The Darkness 2D", some random meme that emerged in the early 2010s; unfortunately it annoyed DC; a hack was even made with that name in 2012

(I assume this logo was made by Yates)
Warning: The Darkness 2D
The Darkness 2D
Darkness 2D
Darkness 2D
Darkness 2D (the admin/mod comments are pretty funny on this one)
Darkness 2D
Darkness 2D ("thread content fixed" )
Darkness
Darkness 2D

I remember the couple videos by @ EngiN33R. Look them up on Youtube. I saved a few screenshots of funny stuff since then, thinking to make another one.

Here's one example of a Game Banned! (tldr: cringe and -iq cheater)

@ VADemon: oh yeah, they are pretty good
Unreal Software Thread Simulator
Unreal Software Thread Simulator Part Deux
Unreal Software Thread Simulator 3 - Platinum Thread Edition
Unreal Software Thread Simulator 4
All the way back to 2012, with the latest video being in early 2016

You're not alone, cowboy. Reading this made me remember my eleven years old cringe-ass 2012 times of USGN. I even sometimes have flashbacks of those cringy moments. Yeah, time passed quickly

Timeless relic of old school Unreal Software.

Check this thread out - Unreal Software Golden Threads.



Of course, there are also EngiN33R's thread simulators which are pure gold.

Dont forget Raisun's signature,
i think kimkat was the last unrealsoftware villain

@ oxytamine: that is, in itself, a golden thread (and it's on its own list, rightfully so ). Such a finely curated archive of shitposts. It's a shame that it was locked, I hope this one doesn't suffer the same fate.

@ Ahmad: the more I look into that image, the better it gets.
Even spotted a "gg deathmask" (my old username) from some post I made years ago when the vs. Picias (aka MeyeM) war was on, ayy.